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You can choose from researcher Gill Haddow’s range of options for the repair and replacement of organs. Currently, she has several options in stock: human organs from deceased or living donors are all the rage nowadays but, yes, supplies are limited.
How about the very latest, more expensive option of ‘grow-your-own’? Too pricey? Organs from genetically modified non-human animals can come in quite a bit cheaper. No. Sorry. We don’t do organic options. You’re vegetarian? I would recommend the cybernetic options (a delivery next week will replace faulty stock).
Gill Haddow: Wellcome Trust Senior Research Fellow at the University of Edinburgh.
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